for very serius bizness people

Zoins for ur bizness.
(no refunds btw)

Whether u are a fortune 500 company or a guy named Steve, Zoinbase Bizness Suite™ has everything u need to lose muny at scale.

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Starter

$99/mo
  • Up to 3 zoins
  • email support (bad)
  • 1 free hug from Greg
Most regret
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Bizness

$999/mo
  • Up to 3 zoins (still)
  • phone support (busy)
  • Greg will remember ur name
  • matte black debit card
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Enterprise

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  • ALL the zoins
  • Greg lives w/ u now
  • a hat that says CEO
  • unlimited regret

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