Learn (dont)
the ONLY zoin academy accredited by nobody
wat is a zoin?+
a coin but sillier. legally distinct. do not sue us.
how do i buy zoin?+
give us muny. we do not give zoin back. u signed a thing.
is zoin safe?+
no.
will zoin go up?+
probably not. but also yes. but no.
who made zoin?+
3 raccoons in a trenchcoat. their names r Greg, Greg, and also Greg.
can i eat a zoin?+
we cannot legally recommend it. but yes.
is this a pyramid scheme?+
no its a trapezoid scheme, entirely different geometry
Congrats u have learned
u are now a certified zoin haver. Greg mailed u a diploma. its just a napkin.